Has it really been that long?!?
I just looked back at the date of my last post, and, well…. I could make a grandiose excuse while telling you that Clutch had complete control of my computer and iPad and was trying to take over the world while demanding all the bones and cookies to keep him fat and happy.
I wouldn't dream of doing that
But, I will say, Clutch is very, very demanding!
But cute! Just look at that face!
Speaking of time slips….
I dug out the sweater I was knitting for one of my boys a few years ago. Why didn't I finish it??
Well, you see, he decided to weight lift, and bulked up. The body of the sweater DIDN'T FUCKING FIT!! This made me die a little and cry inside.
I sighed, and put it in a bag, in a dark corner and covered it up with stash yarn.
This is the offending almost sweater…
Just for shits and giggles, I tried it on…. Guess what? IT FUCKING FITS ME
Now, you would think this is a great thing!
Alas, no. I can't figure out where I left off. I tried!
Sooooooo, I'm gonna FROG this beautifully squishy almost sweater, and start swatching for an even more FABOLOUS sweater for ME.
That's right……SELFSHISH KNITTING….FOR ME!